Her daughter discovered the ideal spouse—muscular, tall, handsome, courteous, perpetually upbeat, and sporting a radiant grin that mirrored an equally promising future for their family. While rummaging through a stack of garments her daughter had left behind, she uncovered something rather revealing; when her husband entered and mistook her for his daughter, he realized he had been craving attention that he desperately lacked every day. What should a mother do now?
